My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me.
When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not want to do that shit, let me tell you. All those parents watching me sing some stupid song? Nah, that ain’t me.
But I was forced to, and I was pissed about it. My dad was in the audience, taking pictures and enjoying the show. In that moment, I swear, my tiny four year old was pure rage and resentment. I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.
My dad pointed the camera at me, and I turned, and I looked. I gave him the look that summed up all the anger, all the absolute fury that was brewing inside me. He says that he had never before seen such a perfect depiction of total and complete hatred. In his four year old son.
To this day whenever I get pissed, he calls me “Buzz Lightyear”.
I felt the word “fuck” years before I knew what it was.
George Clooney’s Batman will forever be remembered for his nipples. What will your Spider-man be remembered for?
#definitely your ass.
Going Back to the Roots with Henrique Oliveira’s Transarquitetônica
Brazilian artist Henrique Oliveira invites spectators to step inside his latest artwork and explore a giant wooden maze at São Paulo Museum MAC. His largest installation to date, Transarquitetônica is a 70 meter (229.66 ft) interactive sculpture made of tapumes, a plywood material traditionally used for cheap housing in Brazil. As the piece’s name suggests, Oliveira’s work speaks to the concept of time and evolution. Spectators discover spaces of contrast, as certain areas reference today’s modern architecture while sprawling branches symbolize man’s first dwelling.
Never not reblog the Marvel Logo GIF
the thing is effing sacred
i love this shit so much
DONT. YOU. DARE.
one of my friends came to an Expo with us as an NPC
he kept this really pleasant generic smile on his face the whole day and all he would say was ‘Welcome to the Expo!’ and ‘Wow I can’t believe I’m at the Expo!’ in the exact same tone of voice and a whole bunch of people understood it was amazing
this is the best
THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS THAT ISN’T GREAT
i like how he just assumes she’s admit to fucking someone like that.